"Face"booking

1 Oct

“Hi! You look like a model. I am new to this place. Can you help me around?”

– Duh dude! If I were a model why would I help a commoner like you?

“You have got such a cute nose.”

– This guy definitely needed glasses. Whatever else might be cute about me, if there is, it is definitely not my nose.

My friend thinks that guy was a face surgeon. Get the drift?

“Hey! Seeing you after a long time. You still look the same. Nice DP”

– Well I still have my original nose, eyes, teeth and everything else so I guess I will look the same. And its not my age to get botox yet.

“Looking pretty!”

– Don’t I otherwise, you loser?

“Hey! How do you know this person? I am his friend. Can we be friends?”

– Whats that? A letter of recommendation for a job?

“I would like to know more about you.”

– Please go and read the ‘Who’s Who?’

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2 Responses to “"Face"booking”

  1. nilesh patel October 5, 2010 at 12:45 AM #

    aap pagal dikhte ho…mein bhi pagal hoon..can we be friends??

  2. Shivu October 6, 2010 at 7:25 AM #

    😛

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